Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Pop Princess and Wife Beater Queen

Now this is the lovable Britney Spears I remember...

Dave Letterman Top 10 Reasons to Watch Britney & Kevin: Chaotic
10. Britney: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. Kevin: Unlike those "Desperate Housewives" chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.
8. Britney: It's like "American Idol" except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. Kevin: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. Britney: I'm hot.
5. Kevin: She's hot.
4. Britney and Kevin: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.
3. Britney: It's gotta be better than this show.
2. Kevin: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. Britney: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby -- oops.

1 comment:

Rico said...

She aint no artist. She's a freaken icon...a fake with a pretty face.

George Bush has something in common. Like Brittney he's an icon with no brains. Also fake who can't even speak the english language....

"You'll hear we're going to spend the government is going to spend the government money here and the government is going to spend the government there."

-George Bush